Six bottles of Extra Slutty Olive Oil on peach satin, one big bottle in the middle with five around her

Extra Slutty Olive Oil · The Harem

$169.00
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Six bottles of Extra Slutty Olive Oil on peach satin, one big bottle in the middle with five around her

Extra Slutty Olive Oil · The Harem

$169.00

Six bottles. One household. Nobody's jealous.

The olive oil equivalent of a situationship, times six. It has all the good stuff, none of the baggage. Polyphenol-rich, conscience-clear, goes with everything and expects nothing. Cold-pressed, but hot. Obviously single origin.

A Californian, extra virgin Arbequina olive oil that doesn't take itself too seriously. Even your foodie friends will approve.

Limited run. We only made a few harems, because six of anything is a lifestyle choice.

6 x 14 fl oz (425 ml)

Cold-Pressed

But hot

Californian

(obviously)

Versatile AF

olive oil that lets you do you

Pair with good friends and bad decisions

More terrible life choices